Sorry for the wait dears

smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

cakeyhankerson:

mishasminions:

JENSEN’S FACE THO

THAT IS THE BEST FACE I HAVE SEEN IN FOREVER ON SO MANY LEVELS HOLY CRAP

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

  • Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down.
  • After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

hartzprod:

what.

hartzprod:

what.

phuckindope:

THIS !

phuckindope:

THIS !

sansainthen0rth:

Steve Rogers: the bisexual America deserves

#*matthew mcconaughey voice* alright alright alright

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

lordoftheswag:

notcuddles:

If the men in fighting games were dressed like the women…

where to cop

Spring 2015 looks

PLEEEASE

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

lordoftheswag:

notcuddles:

If the men in fighting games were dressed like the women…

where to cop

Spring 2015 looks

PLEEEASE
yixingy:

241/100 Gifs of Yixing. Oh so I guess porn is considered fanservice now. 

yixingy:

241/100 Gifs of Yixing. Oh so I guess porn is considered fanservice now.